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I’m better at packing than you because my parents are divorced.
Thanks PARENTS for getting A divorce. More like an A+ divorce BECAUSE YOU GOT DIVORCED PLUS RUINED MY MIDDLE SCHOOL LIIIIIIIFE.
REMEMBER TO PACK FOR YOUR DAD’S HOUSE REMEMBER TO PACK FOR YOUR DAD’S HOUSE REMEMBER TO LACK TOR YOU’RE MAD’S KLOUSE.
I have so…
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NOwow
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Norwegian forest cats are the fucking best.
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SLEEPY SLEEP EXHAUST: A Sheepish Poem (Sheepy)
Sleepy sheep eat my hair
They think it’s grass. “But why
Why won’t you count us.”
Busy. Ring Ring Ring. I will never
pick up my alarm. Phone. Alarm.
Sleepy sleepy sleppy sloppy sloopy sheep.
Hang on Sloopy, oh, wrong song?
Wrong thong?
Why the fuck would…
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shizzforbrains-travelingroadshow:
LMFAO.
I only dream of Baked Potatoes. And I can say….That Is one Sexy Potato. ):)
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i don’t even need context thank you weather channel
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Matilda
I was rewatching this movie the other day and got up to the point where she and Miss Honey meet for the first time in the classroom, and she mentions that her favorite author is Charles Dickens.
And, like, I always thought they namedropped him in order to make her sound intellectual, but it occurred to me really suddenly and violently that the reason she loves Dickens is because he writes about children who live in abusive systems and who’ve been orphaned or abandoned and she finds comfort and solidarity in it. Miss Honey’s reacts the way she does because Dickens is special to her, likely for the same exact reason. WOW DUH.
ONLY GETTING THIS LIKE 15 YEARS LATER. ALL ABOARD THE SLOW MOBILE.
